Cover Reveal

Open The Curtain: No-One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day by Tracy Bloom @bookouture #CoverReveal

I often wonder about book titles… I don’t think this one leaves room for much mystery… CHRISTMAS READ!!!!

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I LOVE the not-overly-present Christmas details and the colors! Plus, I have never seen an author mix Christmas and sex in their title. That has to make you curious. I know it works for me. Isn’t it weird to say that?! This cover is just the promise of a hilarious season holiday story, and even if I’m not fond of them, I’d happily give this one a chance!

Here’s what the book is about: 

Don’t you always plan the perfect Christmas?
Don’t you always think it will be the best one ever?
And doesn’t something – usually one of your loved ones – always come along and screw it up?
Katy’s been spending too much time in the office and not enough time with her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes.
There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. Katy isn’t so sure…
Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy’s mum’s 65-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day?
From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season.
I have a very good feeling about this book and I think I’ll ask Santa to get me a copy!
No-One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day will be released by Bookouture on October 24th 2017 and is already available on pre-order! Amazon UK + Amazon US

Do you like Christmas stories?

17 thoughts on “Open The Curtain: No-One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day by Tracy Bloom @bookouture #CoverReveal”

  1. I do like Christmas stories and this sounds like fun, but on the whole I prefer a nice murder or two – it seems to fit in with the general atmosphere of the holiday better… 😉


  2. I love seeing a cover reveal for a Christmas themed book on your blog in August! 🙂 Then again based on the weather we currently have in England it feels like we should be in winter so kind of appropriate! 😀
    I hope you enjoy this book Meggy, the title is definitely attention grabbing so I’ll be interested in seeing what you think of it. 🙂


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